Me: oh thats cute
Me: no its not
me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!
me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row

zooeydeschannoying:

wollowock:

This is how most girls react. I just wanna hold it and tell it how cute it is =3

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angelclark:

How To Read A 223-Page Novel In Just 77 Minutes 

Spritz is a company that makes a speed-reading technology which allows you to get through a mass of text, reading every word, in a fraction of the time it would take if you were turning the pages of a book or swiping through a Kindle.

The basis of Spritz concept is that much of the time spend reading is “wasted” on moving your eyes from side to side, from one word to the next. By flashing the words quickly, one after the other, all in the same place, eye movement is reduced almost to zero. All that’s left is the time you take to process the word before the next one appears.

The company is selling licenses for other companies who might want to use the technology in operating systems, applications, wearables, and websites. Obviously, the tiny screen of a smart watch instantly springs to mind.

But the real revelation of Spritz is in trying it yourself.

this is really cool I am super into this

Holy shit holy shit holy shit imagine the book reading possibilities 

I CANT READ IT

I… really, really need this for my grad school reading.

if what you’re trying to read is online and you can copy and paste it- spreeder.com already allows you to do this.

this sort of technology already exists for free why are they selling it

http://www.spreeder.com/

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seahchel:

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whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it

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smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

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"I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself."

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drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

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